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boris
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Were you wearing your Swindon scarf?
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Indeed, what exactly was your motive for attempting entry? Anthropology?
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I almost went in there a couple of weeks ago with my ladyfriend.
However as the security opened the door, the sound of Pop music put me off.

I was wearing Jeans and trainers too. We decided to go to the Fridge Bar in Brixton instead.

I like my grimey Ghetto raves.

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That's the thing, YW, I am a massive cunt. In fact, at the time, my flat-mate had taken to carrying around a blue hardback notepad, which he had written on the front, "Why David is a Cunt", in which he would jot down every incident of cuntishness that I performed.

He had built up quite a catalogue of misdemeanours but, unfortunately, on the same night as the Tiger Tiger incident, he threatened to show my then-girlfriend an entry where I had described her mum as looking like former-Lverpool manager, Roy Evans. This left me with no option other than to tear out the pages, eat them, and draw an illustration of him performing a lewd act upon a dolphin's blow-hole. This in itself was worthy of an entry, but he had nothing on which to record it.

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Big Dave's Gusset
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quote:
Indeed, what exactly was your motive for attempting entry? Anthropology?
I was supposed to be meeting some friends in there who were on a work do. I had been warned that it was terrible, but was curious to see whether it would make it into my top three worst nightclubs.

Since you ask:

1. Destiny and Desire, Swindon
2. Cairos, Swindon
3. Jumping Jacks, Maidstone

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Clearly you've never been to DTM's in Oxford.
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Jumping Jacks anywhere is a hideous "nightclub". Drunken meat market complete with brawling on tap would be a more accurate description.
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You'd have to be cunt of O'Leary proportions to fit in at Tiger Tiger.
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My name is Mumpo
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maybe he didn't like your... package.
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Ah, all the paranoia I miss out on by not being a man.

I did once have a terrifying experience in a club loo though. A six foot woman with waist-length blonde hair, wearing skin-tight velvet, heels that should have been registered as lethal weapons and a blue feather boa stormed in and demanded 'Do I look like a drag queen?' I correctly surmised that 'yes' was not the desired response. She'd just spent half an hour chatting to a guy at the bar only to discover that he'd been assuming she was a man all along and wasn't interested when he found out she wasn't. She was absolutely livid.

I made sympathetic noises for the shortest amount of time deemed polite and scurried away.

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My name is Mumpo
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'statuesque' woman like that have always been an enigma for me. whilst part of me was intrigued to find out what it would be like to be physically dominated in their presence, another part anticipated the intimidation and was, frankly, terrified.
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