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Pietro Paolo Virdis
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Help me settle a bet. The claim is that men with one ball can... you know... perform longer than men with two.
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Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan
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Do you need a practical demonstration of this?
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I hate Lance Armstrong.

I ahve no idea of the answer to ganja's question, but while we're on the subject I want my views on Armstrong to be perfectly clear.

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Spock na Escada
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Well Alan Stubbs can still last the full 90 at 35, despite having beaten off testicular cancer twice. Not sure if he can still shoot mind.
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Gus Tomato
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Did you really bet on this, ganja?
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Pietro Paolo Virdis
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Hell yeah! 20 euro. Now cut off one ball go bang someone and tell me if there was a difference. Please.
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Don Malhumorado
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I once met a guy with five balls. Trousers fit him like a glove.
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Gas Filled Dolphin Carcass
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You should take this one bollock stuff over to the BNP thread.

Let's hope Nick Griffin doesn't have one lopped off. That could send him over the edge. They may try and annexe Cornwall.

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Pietro Paolo Virdis
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Did I tell you about my mate who's dog they had to chop one off on. They renamed him Einstein
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The dog, not me mate.
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Don Malhumorado
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quote:
Did I tell you about my mate who's dog they had to chop one off on.
Eh? What does this mean? Was it written by Lewis Carroll? It's certainly tres mimsy.
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Pietro Paolo Virdis
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On this board we write in English. How would you like it if all of a sudden I threw in a fattar inte vad du menar, or a ma koji ti je sada kurac?
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Don Malhumorado
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I understand that better, ganj me old china.
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Jimmy White's only got one left, and I hope his love life has perked up since the operation, because he's done fuck all in snooker since.
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There's a joke in there somewhere.
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