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Wyatt Earp
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It's kind of an obscure metaphor, don't you think? Unless I'm missing something, it doesn't really convey the, er, flavour of what it represents.

Are there other obscure sex/food preparation metaphors? "She tossed my salad, seasoned my cheese and pickle sandwich and braised my lamb shanks in veal stock and red wine vinegar with red onions in a low oven at gas mark 3, turning occasionally."

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Femme Folle
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Is it a metaphor, or is it a euphemism?

How about choking the chicken? That's food, kind of.

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The cantering captain
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Braised my lamb shank could be rhyming slang.
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cock is also a chicken, a grown up one, so suck my...

ehh, I better not.

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Cheese and branston pickle sandwiches. I may be about to pass out.
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Malcolm X
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Or "beatin eggs".
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I used to live near a meat company. I guess they were a distributor for schools or something. Anyway, on their trucks they proudly had their slogan: "No One Beats Our Meat!"
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Cheese and branston pickle sandwiches. I may be about to pass out.
That's your third cheese-related post in the last half-hour or so. I take it you have a bit of a craving at the moment?
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I think I've heard slap the salami before now.
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Balderdasha
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I believe that OTF is deliberately mentioning cheese to make my cravings worse. So I have commented on every thread from the last 3 days that mentions cheese. There were about eight of them. I feel justified in my accusation.
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Wyatt Earp
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I believe that OTF is deliberately mentioning cheese to make my cravings worse.
Well, we weren't, but we are now.
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Come on, baby, melt my cheese.
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i was. ehehehe.
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