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Femme Folle
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Some people will do anything for attention.

But seriously, how would you even??

[ 13.03.2008, 01:41: Message edited by: Femme Folle ]

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Inca
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That thing about her skin is sickening.
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Reed
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Don't let you're kids in toilet training read about this.
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twohundredpercent
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quote:
it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat
Ick. Ick ick ick ick ick.

How the hell does that work, then?

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ant259
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It doesn't say whether she had "gone" yet, or whether she had been squeezing all that time.

Neither does it say what she was reading. It must have been good, though.

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ant259
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Also, I really hope that house had two bathrooms.
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G-Man
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How did she deal with the boredom, is what I can't fugure out.
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Loose Cannon ?
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Built in library I'd say, she's probably read all the works of Proust and Joyce - rivetting stuff that explains why she couldn't get up. That's the problem with these news snippets, you don't get the full story so you have to fill it in.
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Alderman Barnes
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"I'd give it two years if I were you."
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Spearmint Rhino
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Brings a whole new meaning to getting 'engaged'.
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Spearmint Rhino
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This story's a bit like the end of Secretary, come to think of it.
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Matej
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The thing about this story that gets me is the boyfriend. For two years he must have asked "coming out today?" been told no, and continued on his day.

"So how's your girlfriend?" "On the crapper." "Still?"

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Fuzzy Dunlop
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"there was something wrong with his girlfriend"

'Understatement' doesn't even come close to describing that comment.

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Reed
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I recall seeing a tv program about OCD and there was a guy who refused to come out of the bathroom for months or years. I don't think he stayed sitting on the throne all that time, but perhaps this is something like that.
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