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jefe
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Seppings' employer must, repeat MUST, be awakened from his traumatic coma come September's first qualifier. By any means necessary.
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"...OH, MY FUCKING GODCUNT..."

It's been an honour and a privilege. I now need a new keyboard.

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Gus Tomato
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THIS IS FUCKING CROATIA, A FUCKING NATION WHOSE FUCKING FLAG IS A FUCKING TABLECLOTH

Hahaha.

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My name is Mumpo
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A fitting tribute to England's performance. Floating amongst the bile, my favourite was 'ersatz scrivener', a dulcet little phrase if ever there was one.
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I do hope Seppings finds gainful employment and somewhere to live after his Master's death.

Unless he has been provided for in the will.

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Heh!

All that needed at the end of it was "This is rather fun, isn't it?" and I would have been transported straight back to the moment where Mr Agreeable started wearing his brother-in-law's 'rising sun' headband.

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quote:
Seppings' employer must, repeat MUST, be awakened from his traumatic coma come September's first qualifier. By any means necessary.
"Seppings! The defibrilator."
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WILL YOU GET A FUCKING GRIP, YOU GQ FILLING, PORSCHE CRASHING, NIGHTCLUB PROWLING, WAG SLAVERING WANKERS!

We're not worthy! We're not worthy!

[/Wayne's World]

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and I am the life
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I see you've gotten around to writing that article then.
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Dr. Hofzinser
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On man. Just outstanding. Really fucking cunting outstanding.
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So you are a tad upset?
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Christ on Classical Gas, that was terrific.
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quote:
WRIGHT-PHILLIPS! BASICALLY, YOU'RE TOO FUCKING SHORT! YOU HAVE A FUCKING SHORT PERSON'S FUCKING LOSER MENTALITY BECAUSE FACE IT, SHORT PEOPLE ALWAYAS ULTIMATELY FUCKING LOSE AND IT FUCKING TELLS ON OCCASIONS LIKE THIS!
This is not only hilarious, but true. I'm short and can usually be relied upon to lose anything I participate in.
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You Are The Ref
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On the other hand, I'm shaped like Peter Crouch, and I also ultimately lose at anything I take part in. A bit like Peter himself, in fact.
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Ah, the joy.
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