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Nishlord
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From the Screws
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"whose club is aptly nicknamed the Rams"
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There was always rumours at Bradford that this was the sort of thing that led to Jewell leaving the club.
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And before the match kick-off excited Jewell can be seen painstakingly setting up his camcorder on the sidelines, hopping to and fro as he laboriously works out his TACTICS, ANGLES and POSITIONS.
He kept his T-shirt on too, the scruffy sod.
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ursus arctos
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This will go over a treat with Derby's new American owners. Just what they had in mind with their blather about "building the Derby County brand", I'm sure.
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quote:
The soccer boss, more used to bawling instructions at his under-achieving players from the sideline at Pride Park, pants to his lover: "Do you like that?" Her non-committal reply is: "Oh ****ing hell, Paul."
An early contender for quote of the century.
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Hahaha! Classy...
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What a fucking pig!
Not to mention Paul Jewell.

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I've heard many rumours about this kind of thing. I'm not surprised.
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morgan
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oooh! That's deeply unpleasant.
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Nearly as sordid as Strapon Postma and his Dildo Of Death.
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Nice work Paul, I really feel like reading a copy of Razzle now.
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I bet johnny giles is seriously relieved that the FAI didn't follow his recommendation and appoint jewell.
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Croute au fromage et oeuf au plat
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This might be old news, there were rumours when he was at Wigan that he had a blond on the side in Southport and a reason why he did not come back to Latics was to stay away from the area.

I guess it's part of his socialist principles...

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Antonio Gramsci
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Why?

No, really, why? What possesses someone to film themselves in the act? Is it for gratification afterwards? What level of narcissism do you have to reach to get a kick out of watching yourself have sex?

Also, how exactly did the Screws get this tape? How many copies are there and who had them?

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