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G-Man
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More to the point, why should anyone but Mrs Jewell and the Jewellettes give a shit about what or whom Jewell gets up to?
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Yeah, is there anything more to this story than that Paul Jewell has done sex with a lady?
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There's a touch of the Ivy Tilsley about Mrs Jewell, isn't there?
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Yeah, is there anything more to this story than that Paul Jewell has done sex with a lady?
Well, he's a reasonably famous bloke and it's on tape, where he says some reasonably funny stuff.

Granted, it's a salacious gossip story and not an intellectual investigation into something highbrow, but most people find gossip interesting. Don't know why - possibly something in human nature and all that.

Threads like this will always appear on OTF (and other football forums) G-Man. If it troubles you, I suggest you don't bother clicking on them any more.

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Granted, it's a salacious gossip story
Well that's the thing. It isn't salacious. It's not even tittilating or funny on its own tawdry terms. Anyone finding this salacious, well, God knows what would happen if they ever saw a lady's naked booby.

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And another thing, the idea that Derby are going to take until May to go down shows either an absurd optimism, or a lack of attention to detail sadly all to prevalent in modern football humour.

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Anyone finding this salacious, well, God knows what would happen if they ever saw a lady's naked booby.

The story carries all the erotic allure of wet cardboard. All I was thinking about was whether I'd want to be a Derby County fan at that moment in time. You're at the bottom of the Prem and destined to be one of the worst clubs - probably the worst - in that league since its inception. Every game you have offers only the pride gained by the possibility of how good a damage limitation job you can muster. You become a footnote, overshadowed by a bunch of teams who are merely mediocre rather than powerfully dreadful.

On top of all this, your manager conducts bedroom congregations with a married woman and captures it all on camera for the joy of a tabloid shit-machine and a bemused nation.

You wouldn't want to go outside your front door.

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Sorry, salacious was the wrong choice of word wasn't it?

How embarrassing...

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Threads like this will always appear on OTF (and other football forums) G-Man. If it troubles you, I suggest you don't bother clicking on them any more.
Oh, I do enjoy a bit of gossip as much as anyone, CTT. I don't feel very comfortable deriving enjoyment from it though. I don't think the world would be a worse place and my life emptier if Jewell's adventures were not brought to public attention.

My criticism wasn't directed at the existence of this thread, but at the notion that Jewell's affair is anybody else's business. And this thread seems a good place to introduce a discssion about privacy and ethics and such things.

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Has anyone ever seen Paul Jewell and Peter Kay in the same room together? (In a non-sexual way, you wiseacres)
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