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TV's 'Mr P'
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'I fashioned a crude houmous Leroy Lita
And pleasured relentlessly afore Blue Peter...'

[ 06.03.2008, 14:05: Message edited by: TV's 'Mr P' ]

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Matej
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"I made a jello Alyson Hannigan, and made love to it like Zapp Brannigan..."
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Felicity, I guess so
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I made a pie n mash Cheryl Cole/And rogered it in every hole
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Spearmint Rhino
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Some of these are sounding worryingly plausible.
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Dr. Hofzinser
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I made a guacamole Gabrielle/
and fucked it while watching Saved by the Bell

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Taylor
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I carved a roquefort Wyatt Earp
And bummed it while watching "Harry Hill's TV Burp"

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Dr. Hofzinser
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I made polenta Fine Young Cannibals
and fucked them while watching America's Funniest Animals

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My name is Mumpo
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I made a porridge Robert Bloch
It was too hot, it burned my cock.

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My name is Mumpo
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Matej, you've been reading The Onion.
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You Are The Ref
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Made a gingerbread General Tojo
And nailed it during Antiques Roadshow

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You Are The Ref
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Made a pizza base Fearne Cotton
Buggered her while, ironically, watching Bottom

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Matej
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"Saw a SPAM Spearmint Rhino, would have blown it, but it wasn't mine-o..."

"Built a 7-layer Major Easy, took it to bed, but felt too sleazy..."

M.E.: This you mean? (Inca - look away!)

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If you grill a succulent T-Bone, don't burn it/ Remember its important to turn it.
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Taylor: ulp.
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I made a rhubarb & custard Ali McGraw
And shat in her mouth in front of The World At War

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