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Super Sharp Shooter
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Kate Moss made me out of Atora
My lawyer had to remind her about the exclusion order.

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Loose Cannon ?
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He boned himself with a courgette
While bopping to the sound of Joan Jett

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Gas Filled Dolphin Carcass
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I tea-bagged my liqourice Toyah screaming 'It's a mystery.'
While watching Nazis: A Warning From History.

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Spearmint Rhino
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Hahaha. Oh man. That was brilliant.
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Disney Girl
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I made a marrow into the likeness of Brian Eno
and discussed Roxy Music whilst reading the Beano...

..erm...I'll get my coat...

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The Horse
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I made a Jordan from dry cream crackers
Fucking it, I scratched my knackers

Departing from the format a bit too much, there.

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Lardinho
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I made a double cream Kenneth Baker
and I whipped it when listening to Tupac Shakur

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The_Liquidator
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I fisted my DairyLea Scarlet Johansson/
While we both sung Slipping Away by Mansun

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Dr. Hofzinser
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I made a hashish model of Carol Vorderman,
And smoked her while watching Diagnosis: Murder, man.

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Taylor
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Hof, you have no idea how close that is to my life circa 2003.

[ 07.03.2008, 18:09: Message edited by: Taylor ]

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adams house cat
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I made a blancmange Modest Mouse/ And dreamed of Cheryl Baker while watching House.
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The Moral Animal.
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Man, I just listened to the original. Undeniably funny, but Christ.
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Willie1Foot
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I carefully constructed a marzipan kiddy, then
podgered it senseless whilst watching the diddy men

Erm....

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adams house cat
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Erm... indeed.
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Phoebe Disco
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I made Kate Moss out of a cheesestring
Then felched it watching Strictly Come Dancing

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