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Ginger Yellow
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My name rocks:
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I am Batfinkingaroo Magno, I fear none!

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Wolf 2
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I am Tom Defendestormandman Boomet--an evil spirit to all criminals!

Get in! imagine that splattered across the top of a comic book.


"I'm going to torment you for such a long time, you'll age fifty years!!!"

or

"I'm going to smack you like a first grade teacher, and hijack your momma's airplane!!"


Smack me like a first grade teacher ? my momma's airplane?

I'm so pleasantly confused I don't know where to begin.
Best link ever, thanks SSS.

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gt
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Armin Ro - "I'm going to spank you until you grunt like a chicken!!"

Jackrock Gurbir - "For the love of beatings, I pillage like a sentient bulldozer"

[ 13.10.2005, 10:26: Message edited by: gt ]

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evilC
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Gastricann - battle cry of "I'm going to pound you beyond your expiry date"!
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Eggchaser
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I'm evil -

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Zang! Who is that, prowling along the tundra! It is Eggchaserkereminis, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a gutteral roar, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to bludgeon you beyond the end of time!"

Also -

"Fools! You will soon suffer at the hands of Eggchaserkereminis!"

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Wolf 2
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Right thats its, next company meeting I'm demanding that our new corporate slogan shall be left to the Marvtastic Name Generator Lad.
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Felicity, I guess so
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Despite twice asking for a name with Felicity in, I became The Chunderman Bug as a baddie, and Pimper Grove as a goodie.

The latter has potential. Suppose he'd be a bit like Byker Grove (only pimper)

My 'useless villain' memory is of Marvel's "Bartoc Ze Leaper". A comedy Frenchman who jumped around a lot, had a Clark Gable moustache and said 'ze' instead of 'the'. Surprised he didn't make a comeback in a Chirac-Bush 'take that you cheese-eating-surrender-monkey' superclash spin-off special.

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Striding across the fields, carrying buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Sinbadass! And he gives a low grunt:

"I'm going to fuck you harder than God thought possible, and hit you with a steamroller!!!"

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Sprinting over the candy store, attacking with an oversized scalpel, cometh Malanksteve! And he gives a bloodthirsty roar:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I tear into the enemy like a river of pure piranha!"

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Skulking over the fields, clutching a bladed baseball bat, cometh I. Robin Zebra! And he gives a booming scream:

"I'm going to flog you like it's my job, then make toast!!!"

Golly.

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Cresting the ocean waves, riding the breakers, is it a dophin? is it a shark? No its Hydro the Surfer, with his trusty boogie board and his speedo trunks.
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The Dazzler's superpower was being able to glow in the dark and fire out harmless but vividly coloured laser beams in a 70's disco style.

Superman couldn't do that could he? The useless fucker.

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Bobby Dazzler? he does wear a cape and thinks that "Sequinman" is "not a bad idea actually". what a legend.

Superman would be rubbish at a disco. "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire! we don't need no--awww Superman, do you have to use your ice breath like that? its not cool!"

Naah, you'd much rather have The Dazzler at your village hall disco.

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My name is Mumpo
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Trudging slowly over wet sand, teasing his pipistrel and caressing half a Dutch gouda, cometh Nick Concave. And he gives a spiritless sigh:

"Hummous, every fucking day. i'm sick of hummous."

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Skulking on the wasteland, brandishing gilded boxing gloves, cometh Music Bouncing Skull! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"I'm going to punch you for such a long time, you will polymorph into a purple worm!"

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