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I've heard the words "Do you feel better now?" a bit too often for my liking. My groan of satisfaction is obviously being misinterpretated as one of agony abated, (close, I'll grant you, but not quite the same).
Bit off-putting actually.
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Silence apart from desperate breathing, and an occasional, muttered "oh my God, oh my God" every ten seconds or so, on a good night. I think the worst I remember is: "was that ok?" - neither a sign of a good job well done by me, nor of a woman who was overcome by desire in the first place.
Actually, the worst would be "That was a bit sudden", but seeing as we were both 17 at the time, it's only to be expected.
I made the mistake of following the online journal of a very beautiful ex-girlfriend (NOT the chirpy Northern media personality), and found that she'd made a list of the funniest things men had said to her after casual sex that year (for example "Thank you"). This would have been quite funny on a random's blog, but in this case I felt rather like the protagonist of Leonard Cohen's "Paper-Thin Hotel"... and the fact that, personally, I'd only had casual sex about twice that year, despite trying much harder than her, was the killer.
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Edit - ah man, I remember some more about that time. The girl I was with had earlier started whistling during the sex. It was the sort of improvised "dee-diddle-dee" tune that old people whistle to fill a couple of seconds while they sign a cheque or whatever.
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"Do you feel better now…" sounds like the kind of thing a well-meaning, long term partner might say after a hurried root.
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Once I tried looking at my watch while commenting that I had no idea it was as late as it was and that I should be elsewhere and attempted to sit up as though to get dressed and leave... it didn't go over well at all. In fact, as I remember it, I think I was convinced of my error and I stayed longer.
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"...right, now gentlemen, did you see what I just did there? I'll be asking questions later on."
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Actually, true story. I once went out with a girl whose name was B***** (names changed to protect the innocent.) It was a while after the first great love of my life S***** had dumped me. I had a nickname for this girl - "Bean." (Don't ask.) So, B***** were taking things slowly, she'd just come out of a long relationship and so had I, we were friends for a long time before we got together so were aware of each other's situations quite intimately. So, the first time we decide to take the relationship further, we've had friends over, another couple (our first proper night entertaining as a couple) it's gone really well and we retire to bed. Long story short, we make wonderful, mind blowing, tender love to each other with the excitement of a first time, but the natural compatibility of long-term lovers. Afterwards, we lay there, staring deep into each other's eyes, breathlessly overcome with emotion. Taking her hand in mine, I kissed her gently on the lis and said "that was wonderful Bean..."
It's truly amazing that our relationship lasted past that evening...
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I had a girl accuse me of causing the pain in her thighs by being too vigorous during sex(I'm struggling for the right words here so that it doesn't sound like some ghastly story in a porn mag). I felt it was more to do with the fact that she had been on top of me for a long time during our "lurvemaking" and as she confessed as we were moving into the position this wasn't something she had done for some time as she preferred missionary or doggy, this would, in my unspoken opinion, inevitably lead to her using her thigh muscles in a way they hadn't been used for some time with all the attendant soreness that would accompany this, but I held my tongue for obvious reasons.
Since she also remarked that I had the best body she'd ever seen (outside of films etc., I suspect)- this was during my rugby playing days and so I was in good nick - and that our antics had broken her bed, my ego was too inflated to really worry too much.
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A long time ago I met a girl in Clatty Pat's, Glasgow posters will know this top west end nitespot. I'd known her for a long time, we'd been to school together but hadn't been romantically involved.
Anyway one thing led to another led to a blow job which ended with her saying..."Oh my God!, I've given Erskine Bridges a blow job! promise you won't tell anyone"
I told EVERYONE.
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