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Joe Public
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The new defintion of countryside is the murder of Piers Morgan.

That was a good one. Stephen Fry, I think.

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ian .64
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Yeah, but people still remember Silvers for one example of comedic gold long after he's dead.
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Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan
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Silvers! Comedic Gold! We're back on the subject of puns. Well, sort of.
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ian .64
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I'll treat myself to a hearty 'D'oh!'
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He had a long 'retirement', during which - if memory serves me correctly - he was best known for lounging around in pyjamas, watching videos of his old shows and barking about his cruelly ignored genius to anyone fool enough to come within earshot.
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ian .64
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Can see Lamarr doing that when old and infirm "See? That's me there taking the piss out of some old fat fucker we dressed up to look like the drummer out of Lieutenant Pigeon! Funny aren't I? Come on! Don't waste time on Phil Fuckin' Jupitus - look! Me! There! I was on Radio Two I was! Twats......I was on Shooting Stars, I was.....(dribbles into his chicken soup. Nurse wipes his chin)"
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Some of the greatest puns ever were in I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again, written, I think, by Graeme Garden and Bill Oddie. They even did the old Earl and OBE Earlobe joke, which Milton Jones did when I saw him live. I asked him if he'd got it from ISIRTA, but he got very sulky.
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Blimey, I'm surprised at the guy for palming that one off. Being a Garden/Oddie thang, it was on 'The Goodies' as well - one of the later ones when they went to ITV.
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