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How's The Bairn?
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That;s just reminded me of that other playground classic "Milk, Milk, Lemonade".
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Bis had a hit single with that. Basically.
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Etienne
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And I remember Drugstore singing the Isabel one.
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Really?! I have to get that for my mam, she loved that poem because her name is Isobel (it works when you read it out).
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hobbes
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quote:
pardon me for being so rude
it was not me it was my food
it felt so lonely down below
it just popped up to say hello

If it had gone below my heart
It would have made a juicy fart.

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boris
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Beans beans are good for the heart
The more you eat the more you fart
The more you fart the better you feel
So eat baked beans with every meal

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hobbes
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<ahem>
"My friend Billy
had a ten foot willy
ANd he showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake
And now it's only 4 foot 4.

Kind of brings tears to the eyes that one.

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Etienne
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Mackstress, the Drugstore version is called The Adventures of Isabel (b-side to Mondo Cane)

[ 04.08.2006, 15:00: Message edited by: Etienne ]

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mackstress
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You don't have it do you?
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Etienne
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Sorry, I heard them play it live. My brother might, I'll check with him.
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quote:
Beans beans are good for the heart
The more you eat the more you fart
The more you fart the better you feel
So eat baked beans with every meal

This one was a hit on both sides of the Atlantic.
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Wyatt Earp
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I'm pretty sure that's not Nash, that thing (though who it is I've no idea). It continues something like

"There the boid is, on the wing.
But that's absoid.
The wing is on the boid."

I remember the one that goes

"I shoot the hippopotamus
With bullets made of platinum
Because if I use leaden ones
His hide is sure to flatten 'em."

Belloc, is that?

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Andy C
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Yes.
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My name is Mumpo
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my delightful and ever-imaginative daughter has been bandying this jocular variation on the 'BBC Radio 2' jingle around the house for the past few days...

"wee wee wee, bogey-oh-poo!"

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