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ant259
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"Wye"! It's "Wey" as in "Weybridge". I thought everybody knew that.
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Gorgeous, open minded, 23-year-old, Doctor of Philosophy, with own private jet and holiday homes in NYC, Prague and Papua New Guinea would like to meet slovenly alcohol and drug ravaged head case for lots of sex, three day brandy binges, watching bleak subtitled movies and long discussions about sythesizer music and daleks.

A love of the music of Sting is a distinct advantage.

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My name is Mumpo
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i need to start on this evening's second bottle of cask-conditioned ale before even thinking about this one.
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Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan
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You win
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My name is Mumpo
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effortlessly.
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Femme Folle
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Do you really think you can top Ian's? It had me laughing out loud repeatedly.
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Only repeatedly? I had to move away from the PC on at least two occasions to stop the convulsions! It's a work of art! My favourite writer is Mark Leyner (although I can't actually read) and Ian's piece is like a British version of Leyner. Wonderful stuff.
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"Chewbacca wants some cunt"
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TV's 'Mr P'
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That ever work for you, Nish?
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Pietro Paolo Virdis
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It being Nish, I bet it did.
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Level 13 Mage seeks dextrous, intelligent Orc slaying White Witch for Conquest of Thrall.
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It did, once. Not on anyone you know, I assure you...
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There is only the one person, N! (Though despite my past knowledge of her, I doubt she'd have gone for that somehow...)
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Thrusting young professional WLTM a woman with a strong jawline. No riff-raff
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I nicked this off someone else:

"Young 23 college student seeks spineless loser with huge cock and trust fund: must be mute."

Actually, I think that would be the opposite - a personal that might get a huge response!

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