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Spearmint Rhino
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It's really quite far off centre, isn't it? He must surely have been a borderline case, in childhood, for jaw surgery or some sort of corrective brace. That must have been considered. That conversation must have happened. Mr and Mrs Opik, fretting "What are we going to do about our dear Lembit, and his decentred jaw?" Maybe his teachers were called in, and there was talk of sending him to a special school for children with asymmetric chins. Do you think?
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Didn't he smash himself in an 'plane crash about 10 years back? I sort of assumed that his facial disfigurement was a result of that incident.
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other famously asymmetric chins:

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His parents sent him off to school in Bangor, County Down, in the 1970s with a name like "Lembit". He's lucky to be alive.
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His chin isn't quite so scarily weird when you meet him in real life.

However, he is a bigger tosser than you would have expected to make up for it.

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We talk about Opik's chin? His ex had a face designed by IKEA

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Still for someone born an anagram, he's done well for himself.
But looking at that picture above, perhaps not [i]that[/t] well.

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Still, if her jumper's anything to go by, she can make Miggly Moos, whatever those are.
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I'd love to be able to report that googling 'miggly moos' produces something quite unexpectedly cheeky and interesting.
But in fact it produces ten pages of references to an indescribably uninteresting welsh mountain biking club.
No wonder Lemsip took up immigration advocacy.

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Ach! Sie macht nicht dann Miggly Moos.
Christ, I really need to practice this before I go to Berlin in May.

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Sian's not the only one. Though, it has to be said, they're scraping the barrel a bit by the bottom of the page.

Coincidentally, I have a massively wonky chin, complete with a scar on each corner - the result of a nasty accident when I was at University that also resulted in a broken collarbone.

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Pity that Miggly Moos are mountain bikers, not motorbikers, because Sian Lloyd has a mouth that could suck-start a Harley.
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Jesus armitage shanks christ. Imagine being commissioned to write a feature on 'miggley moos' and being presented with that room full of J list slebs, beaming munificently and foaming at the gash to outdo each other with tales of helping orpahned old ladies across the road for the cameras.
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they have a big brother contestant stalker in the Miggly Moos, it would appear.
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