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You Are The Ref
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Most people probably think when Stumpy says 'you've got to admire... etc', he's colloquially saying that he thinks these are admirable qualities. In fact, he's referring to an unrepealed statute dating from the time of the hundred years war, which stipulates that everyone must admire the reigning monarch for their old-school graft and sense of duty, on pain of having their best spoon confiscated.
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Which may sound trivial to us today, but could sometimes be an effective death sentence for poor peasants in the 14th century.
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That email quote from Rogin summarises the way in which otherwise rational people and commentators turn into goggling, inane ninnies and allow all their basic sentience to evaporate when it comes to the supposed "remarkableness" of the Queen. She sent an email, eh? That shows how the monarchy has evolved.
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Apart from anything else, I'm willing to bet that this...

quote:
During her reign, the Queen's achievements have already included being the first British monarch to... hold a public concert in her back garden
...isn't even accurate.
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She's also the first monarch to have been able to see the Tubgirl pic if she wanted to, or buy a 12" black dildo in a shop.
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Yeah but quite possibly the first where the tedious soft rock acts weren't second on the bill to the guy in the leather mask wielding a huge black axe.
Unless I'm really out of the loop and she has been dabbling in death metal.

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Yeah, but there's plenty of that generation who'd have done it for the free food & booze/travel not to mention the vast quantities of, er, free money.....


Well there's plenty of this generation who'd do it for the free food, travel and money too. Me for starters. I reckon I could pull off the tiara look. Actually thinking about it I don't think I could.

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I would however pay good money to see Gonzo in a tiara
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Are you sure 12" black dildos weren't available before 1952? I reckon the Victorians must have had them. It depends on how strictly you define 'dildo', I suppose. If you're talking about generic insertion toys, then I can't help but think I'm in the right. If you're insisting they must be battery operated, however, then I concede your point.
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They were steam powered back in Victorian times.
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Of course in former times, the monarch would have summoned Tubgirl to the palace for a private audience.
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I wonder what her email address is? If she came to it that late, I bet she's stuck with 'email_redacted' or something.
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It'll be email_redacted
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deutschesnet.de

(Sorry, I'm on an intensive German course at the moment.)

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There is one? Bloody hell, I thought I was making it up...
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