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Eggchaser
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quote:
It depends on how strictly you define 'dildo', I suppose. If you're talking about generic insertion toys, then I can't help but think I'm in the right.
Well, the Romans wrote about them (one of them wrote an Ode to A Dildo), so they've been around since at least then and the buzzing variety have certainly been around since the early part of the century, often sold as "tension massagers for ladies".
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wasnt there a scene in some bodice-ripper on TV where one woman wears a rather extreme black strap-on? Fingersniff or something I am sure it was called.

[ 20.12.2007, 15:51: Message edited by: gerontophile ]

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Tipping The Velvet.
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Antonio Gramsci
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The greeks had dildos, too. Often made out of bread. (I believe the term "Ollisbokollix" actually means "loaf-of-bread-dildo"). As for colouration, I suppose it depends what kind of rye grains they had access to.
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Intrigued by the hand written notice underneath.
A yard long dildo would be overdoing it no?

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I probably shouldn't admit this, but I have great difficulty not stopping at yard sales.
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Antonio Gramsci
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Ah, Dildo, Newfoundland.

Well, surveys have repeatedly shown that Newfs have more sex than us other Canadians.

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She's cheaper'n cable tv, b'y.
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I've just sent that link to a mate of mine who has replied with the story of some friends of his who holidayed in Twat. He wasn't sure if it was in the Orkneys or Shetlands, but according to Wikipedia it's both.
I wonder if they've considered a threesome?

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That's an odd coincidence. A friend of mine has used used a picture of him standing beside a 'Twat' road sign as his avatar for another discussion board.
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No avatars. Yet another good thing about otf...
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Agreed.
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Moving avatars; the worst thing about the Internet, period.
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Antonio Gramsci
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I summon the avatar of Neal Stephenson to smite you all. Ungrateful bastards.
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Perhaps we can get them in the new year.

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