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Pietro Paolo Virdis
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Super Sharp Choir Boy of OTF, if I was any good at working as a DJ, instead of wasting my time here, Id be getting laid every day. There is almost no job that will get you laid as easily as being a DJ, so get busy, dude.
Forget OTF.

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Wyatt Earp
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If I did get aroused by having my hair pulled, much fucking good it would do me.

PPV, I can understand your indignation, because what you've been accused of isn't nice. But you should at least understand why you've been accused of it.

It's not that you hate women; indeed, your protestations of love for women in general have become routine. It's that you talk of them reductively, en masse and as a mysterious Other.

[Edit: I think I made up a word.]

[ 31.12.2007, 10:55: Message edited by: Wyatt Earp ]

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Don Malhumorado
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Barmen get laid more than DJs.
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Antonio Gramsci
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Really? How's that going for you?
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Don Malhumorado
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I have a long-term girlfriend so I have to make a chivalrous step down from the survey.

But I do point out that when I met the current leg-iron (hahahaha, only kidding misogyny-haters) she was one of seven women I was seeing. Tiring times.

Only Rock Stars get more action than barmen. We work in dark environments full of drunk women. How can we fail?

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Gas Filled Dolphin Carcass
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The only women who go for DJs (who look like me at least) are fucking insane. I agree with EIM.
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Super Sharp Shooter
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Hahahahahaha... "she's like a party in a can".

DJing is really fucking anti-social actually. You're too busy to talk to anyone, and then as soon as you stop, everyone leaves. God knows why I've agreed to do some tonight.

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Gas Filled Dolphin Carcass
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Ah shit. What's your midnight tune? I'm thinking of Back In Black but I'm not sure.
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Super Sharp Shooter
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I'm doing 12:30-3, so luckily, it doesn't matter what I play, as everyone will be utterly shedded by the time I come on. I might just bang a CD on and prop up the bar, nobody will notice the difference.
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jason voorhees
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Unless there's a skip.

"Yo Myyy Aaaa-DEEDEEDEEDEEDEEDEEDEEEDEEDEEDEEDEEDEEDE"

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Gangster Octopus
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That sounds like Clive music...
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Malcolm X
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Speaking as an ex-doorman, i can reliably inform you that they get the most women.

The things ladies would do to get into a nighclub\ avoid getting thrown out when in possession of drugs\ get into the VIP room to meet the semi-famous celebrity etc beggars belief.

And yes, i did fill my boots- literally as well as metaphoroically.

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Malcolm X
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Going back to PPV initial question maybe these ladies he speak of just want to see a display of passion however it manifests itself. Sort of like the average English football faqn on derby day, techique and skill are of a secondary concern as long as those involved show that they are up for it and getting stuck in and putting themselves about.

Pulling hair, slapping booty and calling derogatory names is the love making equivalent of diving in two footed, running around aimlessly and pointing and shouting at the opposition\teammates.

It can also get you in trouble with the ref if you overstray the boundaries too.

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The Batebe of Toro Foundation
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Well, that's the "Best Post" BOTFA sewn up, too...
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GO's post of 19:13, you mean? Because that had me nearly puking champagne through the nose from laughter.
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