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lyra
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I've only seen her recently flogging dodgy sounding policies that help 'those left behind' pay for 'funeral expenses or unpaid bills'

and she looks like a chipmunk with the mumps. Something very very weird going on there.

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Bored Of The Dance
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Can we have dalliance sectioned for his Coronation Street collection?
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Now, this isn't the same as admitting to a crush of shame, but I tell you... I would slip one to Cilla, given half a sniff. I mean, I'm not about to say I'd enjoy it, but I'd do my best.

Simply because you'd be able to turn up at the pub with the best "you'll never guess what I've been up to.." story imaginable.

("you shagged Ronald McDonald??")

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I defy anyone not to get a loinal stirring when they see Eileen Grimshaw and Gail Platt fighting tooth and claw on the cobbles, screaming insults about each others' errant offspring.

It's like naked jello wrestling for the superannuated.

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My name is Mumpo
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I looked at dalliance's Coronation Street gallery and I'm sorry, but the first phrase that sprang to mind was 'crescent wank'.

N.B. It was only the phrase that sprang to mind.

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I'm still waiting for the first poster to come out and say he's got a craving for Maggie's thatch.
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I'm a bit surprised that dalliance's Corrie gallery didn't include Suzie Birchall. I used to really fancy her voice.
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The only Coronation St character I fancied was the one who played Nigel Pivaro's wife. Lisa, I think her name was. I'm probably going to find out that my memory's been playing tricks and she was a proper moose.
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dalliance
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Go on hondbeck, if you could contemplate getting jiggy with Cilla then you're only one stage of seperation from Fat Pat.

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If you want a little more tantalising then do a Google image search on Pat Butcher and have a butchers at the sixth image displayed.

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Is this going to get me sacked?
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Suzie Birchall was young and veritably nubile though. No shame there. Terry's wife was called Lisa, she was slim and dark, almost goth like with big doe eyes.

Here's some other Corrie women in the dalliance zone.

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Andy C: I am as jealous as fuck.
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OK, thank you, lyra, for your clarification, here is my list of the larger than average lady which I am not at all ashamed of

Liza Tarbuck
Nigella Lawson
Caroline Quentin
Fern Britton
Ruth Jones (bit odd as she is a friend but, you know, she's good looking)
Amanda Lamb
Melissa Porter
Julia Hartley Brewer
Kirsty Allsop (obviously)
Jennifer Saunders (but is she even that much larger nowadays?)

THen it kind of goes into Borderline Boilers being
Lauren Booth
The "Changing Rooms" women especially Carole Smillie
Tracey Emin
All the women on GMTV
Lindsay Davenport
but the worst is Jane Moore. THere is something about her right wing hard-faced sternness

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Amanda Lamb is far from larger than average.
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