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WornOldMotorbike
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Trust me, it wasn't the 'what'. It was the 'who'. And I should point out that he wasn't trying to get pictures of her...er...well...you know. Just capturing the moment for later.
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My name is Mumpo
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Yeah, well, I still don't think that having those pictures put in circulation would represent just desserts for being snotty, miserable and stuck-up. If you had pictures or some kind of evidence of her being snotty, miserable and stuck-up, then fair play; but to get your revenge by snapping her in a state that was brought about by unrelated behaviour, and what's more was dangerously indecent - not on.
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WornOldMotorbike
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Fair enough.
Chalk it up to youthful indiscretion and immaturity. Which, clearly, continues to bring much mirth 20 years later. The poor thing.
But point taken.

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jason voorhees
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I don't know anyone who sleeps on the bowl.

And when the person I don't know doesn't sleep on the bowl, I don't sing a song to the tune of "Farmer in the Dell" with the lyrics of

"Sleepin on the bowl...
sleepin on the bowl...
Hi Ho _____ is sleepin on the bowllll"

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Hieronymus Bosch
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I once fell asleep in the jacks of Independent Newspapers & Media's old offices on Abbey Street.

Some time in 1999 or 2000, I went in there one night at about 3am to ring a taxi. I was quite drunk. I made the phone call, then went off to the toilet to have a piss.

The next thing I remember is waking up at about 7.30am that morning, sitting on the floor of one of the cubicles with my head resting against the toilet seat. There were three or four missed calls on my mobile, presumably from the taxi driver. I got to my feet and staggered out of the gents and into the newsroom. I must have looked like a particularly depressed zombie judging by the looks I was getting from the Indo hacks as I made my way down the newsroom, out the far door and onto the cold, windy street.

Great days.

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ian .64
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I once fell asleep in the jacks of Independent Newspapers & Media's old offices on Abbey Street.

I love that word: jacks. I might use it the next time nature calls. It's got a lot more pizzazz (or should that be 'pissazz'?) than 'little boys' room', and makes it sound as if I'm off to a Tony Bennett concert than the crapper. Nice one.

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I recently stumbled upon a guy having a quick cat-nap at a urinal, with his forehead leaning against the wall.
When it gets to that stage that you're inhaling your own urea I think it's definitely time to call it a night.

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I thought it was jakes.
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I passed out on a bog once. But I was hepped up on an unhealthy amount of 'shrooms at the time and was convinced my teeth were falling out, which was embarassing as I'd just learned that the Romanovs - Nicholas and Alexandra - would be paying a visit to the club that evening. So I hid in the toilets for awhile and - well - fell asleep.
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