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Antonio Gramsci
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My son is already burdened with the name Benjamin Liam Felipe. (As a friend commented at the time "you gave him a heeb name, a mick name and a spic name - he's going to get beat up by absolutely everybody")

Adding "My ex-mother in-law's couch" to the mix would just be too much, I think

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Ginger Yellow
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I'd be Manhattan. Which would mean I'd have had to get a PhD.
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Lardinho
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I'd be Monastery in Frascati
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Nocturnal Submission
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My son just might be Paris but would more likely share his sister's name, Wimbledon!

I knew a Sarah-Sydney (possibly not hyphenated) who was so named because she was born in the latter.

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Nathan HelenaHandcart
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It would be Paris, if we did this, which is why we're not doing it.
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Amor de Cosmos
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Dore, would be me. Not too bad, kind of suave, a quality I'm somewhat lacking to say the least.

Jr would be Vancouver, which doesn't scan at all well.

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Wyatt Earp
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I'd be called Kingston-upon-Hull. Seriously.
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The Purple Cow
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My name would be Stechford, or possibly Yardly Wood. Not sure how I feel about that.

My sons' names would be "In a Petrie Dish in the Portakabin at the back of the VU Hospital." - Bit of a mouthful.

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Amor de Cosmos
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Thre are some great possibilities though. I mean what (male) wouldn't want to called Hammersmith for instance.
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Huddersfield Herd.

The wife would be Beverley Bullen.

We sound like very low-budget porn stars.

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My name would likely be the Red House on Prospect Avenue, I think.
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ad hoc
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I suspect i would be called Royston, which is a bit boring since you know, it's actually a name and that. There is a small possibility I'd be Torquay (or Swanage) though.
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Lieutenant Dub
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I don't want to think about my parents having sex.

If you were conceived on a bus you could easily be called Dennis.

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I was named after where I was conceived and born. Victoria (Hong Kong).
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My son would be Marlbourgh which has a certain ring to it but probably isn't what is required if your sister is called Walthamstow.
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