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Femme Folle
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Maybe that's the real reason why those toilets you find on the Continent have that little shelf.
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This one wasn't, unfortunately. Or fortunately, rather, because it's the loo I use all the time and those "pay and display" ones really stink out the place something terrible.
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Ton Ton, he was wearing boardshorts. He and his friend had been bodyboarding at the beach. At his friend's place he evidently took his phone to check for messages or whatever, put it in his pocket, forgot about it, and then jumped into the pool. Whichever way you spin it though, it was very fucking stupid, and you are absolutely right to ask your question.
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Don Malhumorado
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He should count himself lucky it wasn't a plugged in toaster.
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Femme Folle
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Why would he be swimming with a plugged in toaster in his boardshorts?
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Hot Pockets?
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Femme Folle
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I hate to get all technical and everything, but wouldn't he need a plugged in microwave oven for that?

I suppose if you have room for a toaster in your pants, you have room for a small microwave.

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Yeah, I know my lowbrow comedy didn't really work.
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No, it was good. Really.
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Yes, applause to both DM and dglH. However, Hot Pockets are shit. Shouldn't really even be in the food aisle at the grocery store. Maybe put them in that lonely aisle with the sponges and tinfoil and cat litter.
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Rogin the Armchair fan
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I always head to that aisle first ...
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TonTon
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What on earth are hot pockets?

G-Man - are you sure he didn't do it on purpose to get a new phone?

[ 23.03.2008, 18:38: Message edited by: TonTon ]

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die grosse linke Hand
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They are microwave pastry things with cheese and other stuff in them. Outstandingly synthetic in taste a lot of the time, and only good in the fact that they are so damn cheap that if you are poor you will end up eating them.

Which is me, right now.

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No, Ton Ton, he just got the phone brandnew two months ago. He is really upset with himself.
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