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Whenever I have a bath in the daytime, the postman chooses that exact moment to ring the doorbell with some registered mail that I have to sign for.
Today, I urgently need a particular parcel that was sent yesterday by registered post. Let's do an experiment. To hasten its arrival, I'm going to get in the bath and see what happens.
I'm like one of those lab pigeons, aren't I. Or was it squirrels.
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If you get in the Bath fully clothed, then you'll be ready for the fucker.
Alternatively, get someone to dress up as you and they can lie in the bath, while you crouch behind the door ready to pounce.
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If you're really lucky, you'll get Justin's postman, and a lifetime's supply of WSC back issues.
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You know what? It worked. It took 32 minutes. I'd just finished the last page of a book I was reading, and snapped it shut, when the buzzer sounded. Textbook!
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