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Duncan Gardner
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My "You'll never work in fucking TV again"/ cauliflower vol au vent Kirsty Wark story is in the archive somewhere.

Keep yer older woman fix under control, Genius!

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Threesomes with Kirsty Gallagher. I might order this book since Stan the Man has been living out my wildest fantasies.

The Bastard.

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Yeah, but what if she insisted that the other person in the threesome was, say, John Hartson in a bra top and clown make-up?

Threesomes are too unpredictable. That's why I always refuse them when they're never offered to me.

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Kirsty is nice but I'd much rather have Kelly Brook.

Carry on...

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Don Malhumorado
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I was offered a threesome with my mate by some lass in a 'niteclub'. She seemed offended when I started pissing myself laughing. "Is the idea of sex with me funny?" she asked. It wasn't, but the thought of seeing my portly, ginger mate's white arse humping up and down was, frankly, hilarious.
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Great post, EIM, great post.
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No doubt once you had stopped laughing, you made your way to the exit with you mate and the young lady in tow?
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Yeah, but what if she insisted that the other person in the threesome was, say, John Hartson in a bra top and clown make-up?

Not so unlikely - I can vivdly remember Hartson parading round the bar of the Wales team hotel in Tallinn in 1994 wearing a black bra and chanting "David Pleat's a homosexual" whilst Paul Bodin sipped on his coca-cola in the corner.

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