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Femme Folle
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As I am preparing to go on a trip, I needed one of those small plastic bottles that I could fill with lotion, to avoid having to bring the lotion's original bottle, which is larger and has a pump on the top of it. Those are difficult to travel with, as anyone who has any experience with them can tell you.

Anyway, it's difficult to find such empty plastic bottles in packages of one, and I know that I bought some before one of my previous trips. Finding the extras, however, is another issue of its own.

So yesterday, I bought another package of four small plastic bottles, of which I will use one and save the rest for subsequent trips. Only I already know that I will not be able to find them when that time comes.

My sister and I were joking about how when I die, whoever is charged with clearing out my apartment will probably find several packages of four small plastic bottles with one missing. I can hear it now: "why does she have all of these bottles?"

What is it that people will find when you die that will make them ask, "WTF?"?

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Rogin the Armchair fan
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The small room hidden behind the wardrobe, literally wallpapered with maps of Chorley, reams of propaganda promoting the creation of a new "People's Republic of Chorley" through the raising and arming of a popular militia, detailed plans for staging an armed coup on the council offices and the subsequent armed defence of the borough, and designs for new currency and stamps which heavily feature images of the new President in proud post-revolutionary poses in prominent places like outside WHSmith's, and in front of bus station.
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Spock na Escada
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Secreted in the loft of my parents house is my collection of used shotgun cartridges which I put together over three summer holidays in the scottish highlands.
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what's his name, the number 10....
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When toro toro is found face-down in a room full of other dead lefties, there will be rumours as to which large evil organisation offed him.

Most people's guess will be "WTF?"

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Femme Folle
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Welsh Tenants Federation?
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Exploding Vole, The
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My other half's mother was struck with a mild dementia which forced us to sell her house and place her in a care home.

Before this happened, she had whispered softly to us that she had stashed quite a bit of money in the bathroom. Not knowing whether this was a flight of fancy, I spent an rather interesting afternoon with a claw hammer and a flashlight, to no avail.

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